when you give somebody advice and they either do...
DID YOU KNOW
lgbtlaughs: that there is a species of lizard that can lay eggs asexually and they are just clones of the mother? The best part is, it takes the courtship of two female lizards to spawn the eggs. link for proof: http://mudfooted.com/asexual-lizard-genetic-variation/ that’ll throw the bible thumpers for a loop eh? (Submitted by emmanem)
I want to have sex on a pool table.
kimxpossible: I have a pool table. ;]
I'm home alone.
0764-: normal teenagers: me:
Reblog if you want dirty talk in your ask box.
The square root of 69 is ate something, right? ‘Cause I’ve been trying to work...– Drake (“What’s My Name” by Rihanna)
I'd rather be unwrapping you.